Thesmellofroses

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu

this is literally my favourite joke ever

“I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”

What you said: I don't believe in god.

What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?

Me: Math.

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