Thesmellofroses

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

cerulean-warbler:

Her caption says criminal but her face says crraap

cerulean-warbler:

Her caption says criminal but her face says crraap

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

coconut-cola:

robelessd:

the holy trinity

Rt if you cried

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

theartofderp:

simonpeggofficial:

quirkybrittany:

balls look like shriveled up grapes

what happened to u brittany

i feel like you’re no longer having a good time

omg it’s quirky brittany